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Window Savings

A window salesman phoned a customer.

"Hello, Mr.  Brown," said the sales rep.  "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven't sent us a single payment."

Mr.  Brown replied, "But you said they'd pay for THEMSELVES in 12 months."

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