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    You Know You're in Trouble When

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    Scared Smart

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Get Moving

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    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
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    Strangest Dream

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    Weight Training

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    Blizzard Police

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    Tracing Family

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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

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    Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…
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    Boat Compromise

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    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
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    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe.

I said to him, "What do you do for a living?"

He said, "Well, I used to be a window washer."

I asked, "When did you give it up?"

He replied, "Halfway down."

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