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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

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    Turn Around

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    Never Too Old

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    Encyclopaedia Set for Sale

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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    Exam By Chance

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    Grocery Pickup

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We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

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