logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Winter House

cold houseWe purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters.

Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation.

"If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Man confused by languages

    Foreign Languages

    A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were…
  • man desk

    Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

    - I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you…
  • Default Image

    Great Cheese

    The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to…
  • Default Image

    Chicken Answers

    Before you get to today‚Äôs supersized CleanLaugh, a bit down this e-mail (post number…
  • Default Image

    Finkel's Fine

    A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk…
  • Default Image

    One Call

    The two teenagers were arrested. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a…
  • phone old

    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory. An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • fishing charter

    Just Pretend

    Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband…
  • Default Image

    Charity Auction

    The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
  • Default Image

    Guard Dog Sniff

    My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
  • Default Image

    Remember When

    An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to…
  • Default Image

    Piedmont Doors

    We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and…
  • Default Image

    Farming Dream

    The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…
  • Default Image

    Wallet Tip

    Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman…