logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Foot Pill

    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the…
  • Default Image

    The Perfect Man

    The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.After careful…
  • Default Image

    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
  • Default Image

    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

    *Why Dogs Can't Use Computers*10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.9. SIT and…
  • Default Image

    Note From Judge

    During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on…
  • Default Image

    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • bear

    I Want To Be A Bear

    I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but…
  • Default Image

    Raise Plea

    The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise…
  • Default Image

    Today's Little Axioms

    1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.2. He who laughs last, thinks…
  • picture of eyeglasses

    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
  • Default Image

    Frugal - to save

    Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her…
  • Default Image

    Hacker Safety

    The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to…
  • Default Image

    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
  • Default Image

    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
  • Default Image

    Break Even

    Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.One robber rushes the teller windows,…

We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Powered By JFBConnect