winterIt's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour
At 52 below!

Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

- Author Unknown