logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Proposal Condition

    Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…
  • Default Image

    Chewed Out Answer

    A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he…
  • Default Image

    Freezer Order

    I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.Forget calling them "Veal…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Does That Hurt

    We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with…
  • Default Image

    Weight Training

    My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me,…
  • woman3

    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
  • Default Image

    Not Likely

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    Fly Problem

    My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly…
  • Default Image

    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
  • circus

    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
  • cooking

    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
  • Default Image

    Honeymoon Toast

    One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she…
  • Default Image

    Some Things You Can't Escape

    A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six…
  • Default Image

    No Pets Allowed

    Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a…

winterIt's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour
At 52 below!

Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

- Author Unknown

Powered By JFBConnect