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    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
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    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
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    Electrical Officer

    My daughter is an electrical officer on a carrier. Recently I asked her what her duties…
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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
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    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
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    Einstein At A Party

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and…
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    Worst Horse Ever

    A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
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    Bar Room Houdini

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
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    Foreign Encounter

    I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must…
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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…
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    Cow Predictions

    A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of…

One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so we went back to the restaurant to get one. There were none to be found.

John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and we climbed in. As we sat there, soaked and cold, he stuck the hanger under his seat.

With a smug grin, he said, "Now if this ever happens again, I'll have one."

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