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    Preacher's Donkey

    A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had…
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    IAMS Hotline

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    Jonah Test

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    YMCA Innocence

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    Mistakes

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    More Cute Kids

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    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

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    Apology

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    Helicopter Debate

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    Show and Tell

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    Careful Pulling The Plug

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    Gators!

    While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim,…
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    Razor Request

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    Doctor's Writing

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How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

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