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    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
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    Overboard Rescue

    Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
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    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
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    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
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    Library Argument

    On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Blessed Again

    A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the…
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    Spelling Help

    My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the…
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    Get Your Own

    One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…
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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

    1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down…
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    Taa-Daa!

    A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him…
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    Suggestion Box

    The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the…
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    Blood Race

    During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    *More Bulletin Bloopers*The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug…
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    Meet Me For Lunch

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining…

How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

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