logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Salesman Stop By

    One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie…
  • Default Image

    Are you a Grinch? Test

    *"Are you a Grinch?" Test*1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out…
  • picture of a makeup kit

    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
  • Default Image

    Bush Gore Debate

    For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this…
  • Default Image

    Labor Costs

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
  • Default Image

    Next Pastor

    Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and…
  • Default Image

    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much on me I'm not even sure…
  • Default Image

    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…
  • Default Image

    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

    - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
  • Default Image

    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

    I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't…
  • school

    Miles and Eggs

    The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Combat

    Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
  • Default Image

    PC Assets

    My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how…

Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled and blessed 2004.

Here is today's CleanLaugh.

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby? Or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet little voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally cares."

Powered By JFBConnect