More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Wilderness Trip

    The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…
  • Default Image

    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the…
  • Default Image

    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
  • Default Image


    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
  • Default Image

    Goober with a Pager

    One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.…
  • Default Image

    Foot Snuggle

    On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching…
  • Default Image

    Soccer Quotes

    "My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would…
  • Default Image

    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

    ~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon…
  • vaccum cleaner_hose

    Vacuum Manure

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a…
  • A picture of genetically modified corn

    Genetically Modified Food

    Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: *Your hot dog…
  • Default Image

    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…
  • dog scotty

    Guard Dog Karate

    A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Bureaucracy

    1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny…
  • Default Image

    Sports Injury

    Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Plan

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…

*Women Drivers* (Don't judge a joke by it's title)

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dumb makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! WOMEN DRIVERS!

Powered By JFBConnect