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    Battling Salons

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
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    Auction Parrot

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    Company Role Models

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    You Might be a Pastor If...

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    Golf Stroke

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    Men, Dogs, Women

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    Funeral Music

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    Alllleee-oop!

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer…
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    10 Puns

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    Army Nurse Training

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    Fourth Grade Logic

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
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    Boy or Girl

    Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Best Out Of Office Replies

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    Chair Test

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    White Gloves

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…

*Women Drivers* (Don't judge a joke by it's title)

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dumb makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! WOMEN DRIVERS!

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