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    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…
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    Little Johnny Tested

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    Yesterday Computer Song

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    Service

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    Inspector Mom

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    Family Pressure

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    Hasty Departure

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    Last Name Lineup

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    Wallpaper Jobs

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    Shhhhhh!

    A father had three very active boys. One summer evening, he was playing cops and robbers…
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    Read Carefully

    My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the…
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    Swahili Gasp

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    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
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    Save Me a Seat

    A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My…

wise owl*Words and Questions From the "Wise"*

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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