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    I'm Dead

    A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
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    New Boots

    My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. The…
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    Small Town Justice

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.…
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    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
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    Ugly Baby

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Training Courses Now Available for Men

    1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common…
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    Coast Guard Lingo

    When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only…
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    Find and Replace

    The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship…
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    Nativity Accent

    In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent…
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    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
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    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
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    Surgery Headache

    A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump…
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    Bulletin Humor

    I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than the ones that these occurred in.…
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    Correct Response

    While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off…

wise owl*Words and Questions From the "Wise"*

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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