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    Wrong Chanel

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Foreign Languages

    A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were…
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    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…
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    Measuring Hunger

    The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
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    Senate Comeback

    A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in…
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    Why Parents Go Gray

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem…
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    Carry A Flashlight

    A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin."Is it true…
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    Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

    1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.…
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    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
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    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
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    If Airlines Sold Paint

    *If Airlines Sold Paint*Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well, sir, that all…
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    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…
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    Sports Injury

    Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
*Words to Ponder*

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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