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    Bulletproof

    The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers…
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    Suitor Approval

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    Priest's Uniform

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    Ticketing Mom?

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    Message Puzzle

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    Untouched for 600 Years

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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
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    Delete Button

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    Rifle Tech Support

    It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military…
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    --- WARNING, DANGER! ---

    --- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering…
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    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
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    Word of Mouth

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
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    Market Conditions

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    Illegal Turn

    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
*Words to Ponder*

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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