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    Penguin Zoo

    Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was…
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    Skiing Experience

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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    Birthday Wish

    A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday."I'd like a little…
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    Doctor Mistake

    During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a…
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    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
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    Parenthood

    If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!…
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    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
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    Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you…
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    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny…
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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
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    Voting Tips

    A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each…
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    Crash Report

    As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon…
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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
*Words to Ponder*

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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