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    Used Lawn Mower

    A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
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    Raise Refusal

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    New Duct Tape

    I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when…
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    Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…
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    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
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    Oil Spill

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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
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    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…
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    Goober Marksman

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    Fourth Grade Logic

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
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    Service for One

    On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown…
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    FROLIC Memo

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    Get the Picture

    Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the…
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    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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*Words to Ponder*

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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