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    School Excuse

    At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…
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    Checking Out

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
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    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
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    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
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    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
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    Pastor Comeback

    A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have…
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    Knowing About Radios

    One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a…
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    Cafeteria Sign

    Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…
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    New Car

    The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of…
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    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
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    Private Peters

    The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training…
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    Army Arrival

    My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior…
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    County Chairmen

    Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman…
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    Young Man's Disorder

    A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.…
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    Letter From Home

    I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and…
*Words to Ponder*

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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