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    Latin Lesson

    "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song,…
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    Kitchen Help

    My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner.…
  • A funny conversation between brothers.

    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
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    Frazzled Doctor

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    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    One Room School

    The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room…
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    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
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    Mouse Repellant

    A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a…
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    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
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    Kitten Revival

    A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He…
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    The Cautious Pilot

    Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the…
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    Returned E-mail

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Nutritious Eating

    According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."

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