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    Vice President Pride

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    Carrier Landings 2

    Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the…
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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

    *Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there…
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    Winter in Wisconsin

    It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how…
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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said…
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    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
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    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
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    Flying Blind

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    Newlywed Breakfast

    "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride,…
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    Goober Nails

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Finch Flush

    When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we…
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    2 Bad Days

    You're NOT having a bad day ... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of…
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    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
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    Baseball Class

    A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."

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