logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Pants Dilemma

    A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
  • Default Image

    Cinnamon Rolls

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at…
  • Default Image

    Mechanic Rate

    A woman surgeon was disturbed about the high cost of her car repair. "This is…
  • red life_saver

    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
  • rock

    Glacier Work

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
  • Default Image

    Getting Younger

    Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.…
  • Default Image

    One Liners

    1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my…
  • chef bad

    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Fail

    A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to…
  • Default Image

    Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to…
  • Default Image

    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
  • Default Image

    Children At The Dinner Party

    During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally…
  • Default Image

    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
  • Default Image

    Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

    According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with an unique problem:A…
  • Default Image

    60's Fans

    Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to…

It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day.  I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college.  One afternoon after a hard day of construction and before dinner I took a nice hot shower.

After drying off I spotted a new spray can on the bathroom shelf.
The label read "SafeGuard" and I was so surprised that my mom had bought some of that new deodorant so I sprayed a liberal amount under each arm.

When I entered the kitchen, where mom was fixing dinner, I thanked her for getting some new spray deodorant but also complained that it was pretty sticky and I didn't know if I really liked it yet.

Her response still rings in my ears..

"I didn't buy any spray deodorant, but I did buy some of that new bandage spray, SafeGuard!"

After shaving my arm pits in order to lift my arms and hours of laughing by my entire family I realized that RightGuard and SafeGuard were not the same thing.

Powered By JFBConnect