logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Locked Out

    First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the…
  • Default Image

    Tap Away

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
  • Default Image

    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
  • Default Image

    Late at Walmart

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on…
  • Default Image

    Reading Glasses

    I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses…
  • Default Image

    First Words

    The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever.One afternoon, as he sat eating his…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • Default Image

    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
  • Default Image

    Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on…
  • Default Image

    New Pet

    A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He…
  • Default Image

    Re-Gifting

    She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that…
  • pinata

    Moving Label

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
  • Default Image

    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
  • chickens

    Prepared Chicken

    "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"…
  • Default Image

    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…

January 1, 2000 Re: Vacation Pay Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.  One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely, Automated Payroll Processing

 

Powered By JFBConnect