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    Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

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    Better By Train

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    Tried and Trusted

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    Heard By Tech

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    VP Moniker

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Freeway Repair

    An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years.Recently, someone…
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    Beauty Watch

    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.…
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    I'm Not Sure

    When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.""Look in…
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    I've Got Shingles

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    Rifle Tech Support

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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Cat Allergy

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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…

The bank manager noticed the new clerk was an goober at counting money and adding up figures.

"Where did you get your finance education?" he asked.

"Yale," replied the lad.

"And what's your name?" barked the manager.

"Yim Yohnston," he replied.

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