logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Yes, We Have No Chocolate

A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."

The girl behind the counter says, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery truck broke down this morning.  We're out of chocolate,"

"In that case," the man says, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."

"You don't understand, sir," the girl says.  "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he says.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl says, "Sir, will you spell VAN, as in vanilla?"

The man says, "V-A-N."

"Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry."

"OK.  S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," the girl says, "spell STINK, as in chocolate."

The man hesitates.  Then he says.  "There is no stink in chocolate."

"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" she screams.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • letters

    Letter Order

    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the…
  • Default Image

    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • Default Image

    What Am I?

    Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had…
  • man confused

    Just Like Mother

    Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just…
  • Default Image

    Lost Over Washington State

    A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical…
  • Default Image

    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
  • Default Image

    Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

    Pastor Jim was called to pastor a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
  • Default Image

    New Boater

    This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of…
  • Default Image

    Fore!

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
  • Default Image

    Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

    (17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do…
  • Default Image

    Worm Stubborn

    Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill…
  • Default Image

    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
  • Default Image

    Test Results Good News

    Joey walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said…
  • women looking

    Fed Up

    Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…