More Jokes

  • self defense

    Self Defense

    During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the…
  • Default Image

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary:Day number 1808:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am…
  • Default Image


    While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim,…
  • Default Image

    New Car

    The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of…
  • Default Image

    Ten Laws of Life

    1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.…
  • Default Image

    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…
  • Default Image


    As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if…
  • Default Image

    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
  • Default Image


    Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.Faced with hard times, the…
  • Default Image

    Have More Fun at Church

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've…
  • Default Image

    Young Businessman

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office…
  • Default Image

    Foul Suspicion

    After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went…
  • Default Image

    Goober Catch

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • church people

    Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

    - Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen…
  • Default Image

    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
If you take a long time, you're slow.
But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

If you don't do it, you're lazy.
But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

If you make a mistake, you're a goober.
But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human'.

If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
But if your boss does it, he's being firm.

If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
But if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
But if your boss does the same thing, he's taking initiative.

If you're on a day off sick, you're 'always' sick.
But if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
But if your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

If you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
But if your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Powered By JFBConnect