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    Not Going to Church

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    Stern Announcement

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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Cast Your Bread

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    Quotable Quotes

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    Camping with Holmes

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    New Golfer

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    Reward Change

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Dog Review

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chef badYou can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here.

- The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire

- You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your family and the surprise is that it glows in the dark!

- Your homemade bread can be used as a door stop.

- The leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter.

- Those annoying pest control companies keep pestering you, wanting to buy and patent your recipe for candy Christmas cookies.

- You forget and leave a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the porch overnight during a record busting heat- and the next afternoon, not only is it still solid, but it tastes better.

- You hate rice, but you keep finding it floating around in your beef stew.

- Your kids know what exactly peas porridge in a crock-pot nine days old tastes like.

- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.

- Your family prays AFTER they eat!

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