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    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
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    Planting Time

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some…
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    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Military Inspection

    The colonel who served as inspector general in our command paid particular attention to…
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    Anniversary Card

    It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the…
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    Silent Descent

    Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he…
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    Owed to Spell Checquer

    OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
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    More One-liners

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
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    Be Careful Following the Crowd

    Another true life story for the Funnies... A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for…
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    Foot Snuggle

    On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching…
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    Isn't That Nice?

    Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing…
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    Fed Up

    Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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