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    In Both Ears

    "It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but…
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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

    (From the Archives back in 1999)1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other…
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    Notice

    PLEASE NOTICE:You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
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    Amazing Golf Ball

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him,…
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    The Perfect Man

    The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.After careful…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    Eye Contact

    A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her…
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    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
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    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    Picnic Pains

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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