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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Voting Tips

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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    Honest Mechanic

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    How Much Are Your Dogs

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    Birthday Greetings

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    Understanding Your Paycheck

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    Money

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    Holiday Merger

    MAJOR HOLIDAY MERGER ANNOUNCED Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and…
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    No. 5 Bus

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
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    Cruise Questions

    Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the…
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    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question."If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
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    New Home No Hears

    Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to…
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    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Weight Training

    My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me,…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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