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    A Few Shelves

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    Understanding the Signs

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    Company Motivation Posters

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    Country Refreshment

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    Biblical Spokespersons

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    Celebrating The Raise

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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Goober Computer Virus

    You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program…
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    A Job Worse Than Yours

    The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring…
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    Frazzled Doctor

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    Duelling Barbers

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    Yosemite Bears

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    Ugly Baby

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    Hacker Safety

    The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to…
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    Baby Help

    Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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