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    Late For Church

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    Dog Employee

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    Shaking Hands

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    Employee Reviews

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    Strangest Dream

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    Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

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    Wayward Cessna

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    Photo Radar

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    Last One

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    Golf Quitter

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    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
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    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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