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    Goober Vacuum

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    The French Legionnaires

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    Lodge Meeting

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    Goober Mirror

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    Gender Request

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    Library Argument

    On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with…
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    Scavenger Hunt

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    Shoe Cover-Up

    One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this…
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    New Employee Travel Policy

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    I Think Not

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    Service for One

    On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown…
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    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
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    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

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    Burger Change

    I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…
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    Goober Vacuum

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You Know It's Hot Outside When...

**you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible

** you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man

** the swans in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"

** the strawberries are ripe, and the cab drivers are even riper

** your pool water starts to boil in the sun

** the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot

** pigs complain about sweating like fat humans

** a scalding hot shower still cools you down

** people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames

** a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants

** the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves

** you need a spatula to remove your clothing

** you wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather

** you are sweating in both directions -- up and down!

** you are sitting inside reading these jokes

** your brother's braces make blisters on his lips

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