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    Utensil Rejection

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Landing Check

    I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in…
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    Dead Seagull

    A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him,…
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    Minivan Tow

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
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    Parting Words

    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church…
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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
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    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
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    Sunday Drive

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
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    Cat Sitting

    One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's yours." Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week. (Just means you get to take two weeks vacation, right?)

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

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