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    Stranded on a Desert Island

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
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    Forced Landing

    A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    Dynamite Bumps

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Fly Catch

    My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers…
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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

    Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have…
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    Lost In Canada

    An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what…
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    Turkey Hotline

    TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how…
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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
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    Perley Moore Buys a Truck

    There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the…
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    Obituary Notice

    A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently…
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    Restaurant Return

    An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an…
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    Family Dinner

    Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late…
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    Boat Compromise

    My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one…

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's yours." Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week. (Just means you get to take two weeks vacation, right?)

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

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