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    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

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    Medical Alert

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    Matching Shoes

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    Boys In Hospital

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    Home Early

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    Plane Programming

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    Offering Encouragement

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    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
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    Hawaii Pronunciation

    Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument. "It's…
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    Epitaph

    A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:"In memory of my father:…
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    Lawyer Choice

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
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    3 eggs - 50 years

    A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of…
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    Pig Feed

    There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the…
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    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's yours." Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week. (Just means you get to take two weeks vacation, right?)

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

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