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You Know You Are a Geek When

You know you are a geek when . . .

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) and use large amounts of money & time trying to track one down.

You check your web access page more than once a day.

You have more e-mail addresses than pairs of shoes.

Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.

Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply: "German, French, Assembler, Java, and C."

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