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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

    1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down…
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    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
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    Whispering In Church

    A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Kids' Instructions for Life

    Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive,…
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    High School Record

    Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking…
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    Kid Comments

    * A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up:…
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    Last Name Lineup

    On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having…
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    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
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    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Lunch and Learn

    The company I work for sometimes holds "Lunch and Learn" seminars for employees during…
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    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
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    New Employee Travel Policy

    Due to the budget constraints, the following policies are announced regarding employees…
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    Fine Request

    A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the…

You know you are a geek when . . .

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) and use large amounts of money & time trying to track one down.

You check your web access page more than once a day.

You have more e-mail addresses than pairs of shoes.

Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.

Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply: "German, French, Assembler, Java, and C."

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