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    Rare Steak

    Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the…
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    Hiccups Cure

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    Tourist Questions

    Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On…
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    Shopping Wife Find

    A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Talking Surprise

    On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses.…
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    Grandma and Computer

    The computer's swallowed grandmaYes' honestly' its true.She pressed 'control' and…
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    What Doctors are Thinking

    What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right…
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    AMAP

    The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I…
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    Pilot Humor

    Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems…
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    Solid to Gas

    Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions…
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    Husband's Estimate

    Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
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    Wedding Pass

    A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
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    Pastoral Visit

    After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…

You know you are a geek when . . .

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) and use large amounts of money & time trying to track one down.

You check your web access page more than once a day.

You have more e-mail addresses than pairs of shoes.

Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.

Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply: "German, French, Assembler, Java, and C."

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