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    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Tax Colors

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
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    Chemistry Stir

    This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to…
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    Second Opinion 2

    A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical…
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    Turkey Shopping

    It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few…
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    Looking For The Lift

    As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a…
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    Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…
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    The Envelope Please

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…
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    Canadian University Light-Bulb Jokes

    Enough here for many to laugh at themselves. CANADIAN UNIVERSITY LIGHT-BULB JOKES How…
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    Airborne Recruiting

    After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
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    Survivalist Training

    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What…
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    Utensil Rejection

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Out Of Step

    As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching…
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    Landing Request

    There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his…

You know you are a geek when . . .

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) and use large amounts of money & time trying to track one down.

You check your web access page more than once a day.

You have more e-mail addresses than pairs of shoes.

Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.

Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply: "German, French, Assembler, Java, and C."

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