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    Its On The Way

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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Marine Comeback

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    Y1K

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    Missing Car Parts

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    Resume Cover Letters

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    4 Year Ceiling

    A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the…
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    Great Truths About Life

    *Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned* 1) No matter how hard you try, you…
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    In Both Ears

    "It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but…
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    If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

    If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get…
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    Be Careful Following the Crowd

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    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
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    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…
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    Beef Prices

    It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the…
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    Breathe

    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…

You know you are a geek when . . .

You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

You get bittersweet nostalgic feelings about your long-lost Commodore 64 (or Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80, etc.) and use large amounts of money & time trying to track one down.

You check your web access page more than once a day.

You have more e-mail addresses than pairs of shoes.

Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.

Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply: "German, French, Assembler, Java, and C."

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