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    Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

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    Are you a Grinch? Test

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    Grandpa Cut Up

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    I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

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    Worst Decision Yet

    A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to…
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    Diary

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    Name Confusion

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    Insufficient Brain Activity

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
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    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

    1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench…
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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

    "How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I…
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    Commercial Reward

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at…
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    Goobers With Shovels

    There were two guys working for the city. One would did a hole, he would dig, dig, dig,…
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    Pray Loud

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys…
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    A Good Haircut

    Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…

You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.

You can endure 110 degrees without fainting.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

You can make instant sun tea.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.

You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Note: "Covered parking" is listed as a major benefit by many employers and apartment buildings.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside ...  at 7:30 a.m., before work!

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

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