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    Military Computer Manners

    The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic…
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    Miscellaneous Goobers

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    Government Solution

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    Doctor Quotes

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    Missing Bags

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    Shakespearean in Dallas

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    Late Night Studying

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    Sermon Feedback

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    Birthday Greetings

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    The friars of Flowers (pun alert)

    Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to…
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    Great Exercise Program

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    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…
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    Harmonica Gift

    Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle…
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    40 Year Solution

    My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've…
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    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .

10. The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.

9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.

8. You have to pedal it.

7. The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"

6. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.

4. You catch a virus from it.

3. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain't it break time, Chester?"

2. While running, it emits deafening calliope music.

1. It cyber-snickers at you.

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