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    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
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    Emergency Visit

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
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    How Gevernment Works

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress…
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    Waking Up Grumpy

    A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude…
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    Government Farm Visit

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…
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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    ATM Correction

    My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community…
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    Coffee Delay

    In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food…
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    Bad News From The Doctor

    A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.…
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    Mouth Surgery

    We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to…
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    Boris, Bill, & Bill

    Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During…
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    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
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    Piedmont Doors

    We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and…
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    New Passport Photo

    Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old…

You know you'rein trouble when ...

face stressedYour accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.

The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the District Attorney is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

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