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    Office Culture

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    Hypo Teen

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    Proper Attire

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    Today I didn't Do It

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    English Time

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    One-liners

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    Glacier Work

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    Medical News

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    The Company Car

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    Head First Entry

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    Letter From A Farm Kid

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    Happy Eggs

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    Lazy Cobbler

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You know you'rein trouble when ...

face stressedYour accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.

The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the District Attorney is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

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