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    Finishing

    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So…
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    Watch This

    A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet…
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    Holiday Merger

    MAJOR HOLIDAY MERGER ANNOUNCED Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and…
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    Memory School

    Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the…
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    Offering Encouragement

    A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he…
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    Raise Plea

    The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise…
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    Rest Stop

    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a…
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    Window Savings

    A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling…
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    Graduation Speech Notes

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…
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    Thunderstorm Plea

    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the…
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    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
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    White Gloves

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
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    Last Words Heard

    3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all…
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    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
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    Einstein At A Party

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and…
You know you're a northerner when...

~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter
~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
~ driving in winter is better, because all the potholes get filled with snow
~ you feel warm and toasty at minus 26
~ you find minus 40 a mite chilly
~ the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
~ somewhere in the area is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it
~ you thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary
~ men think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons
~ your dog wears boots too
~ the mayor greets you on the street by your first name
~ if you don't go out for lunch you miss the sunrise and sunset
~ there is a sign outside of McDonalds that says: "Park dogteams in back"
~ if the school district had snow days, no one would ever have to go to school
~ you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground
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