logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Warning Labels

    Warning Labels!7 Up:Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other…
  • Default Image

    Rainy Weather Humor

    Nothing personal against Seattlites - change it to any other place getting a lot of rain.…
  • Default Image

    Pet Training

    A rolled up newspaper can be an effective pet training tool when used properly.For…
  • Default Image

    Zoo Thank You

    As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives…
  • Default Image

    Even More Musings

    1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 2. One nice thing about egotists: They…
  • Default Image

    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Goober Nails

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • woman

    The Mystery Of Women

    I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take…
  • ski fall

    Preparing For Ski Season

    Ski season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared:…
  • Default Image

    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
  • Default Image

    Blind Date

    After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with…
  • Default Image

    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
  • child happy

    Children's Attempts at Hymns

    *Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns* Sometimes kids get things a…
You know you're a northerner when...

~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter
~ you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
~ driving in winter is better, because all the potholes get filled with snow
~ you feel warm and toasty at minus 26
~ you find minus 40 a mite chilly
~ the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
~ somewhere in the area is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it
~ you thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary
~ men think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons
~ your dog wears boots too
~ the mayor greets you on the street by your first name
~ if you don't go out for lunch you miss the sunrise and sunset
~ there is a sign outside of McDonalds that says: "Park dogteams in back"
~ if the school district had snow days, no one would ever have to go to school
~ you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground
Powered By JFBConnect