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    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
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    How To Train A Cat

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    Lodge Meeting

    The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She…
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    School Notes

    The following notes from parents excusing their children from attending school have been…
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    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    Scout's Letter Home

    Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on…
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    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
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    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
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    Baseball Basics

    At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you…
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    NRA Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…
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    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
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    Learn Those Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I…
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    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…

A coworker told me that I looked tired.

"I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."

"Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?"

"Well, I did the first one in 1986."

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