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    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
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    No Matter What

    Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they…
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    Sending it With Him

    There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a…
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    ID Card

    The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a…
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    Lobster Pets

    After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two…
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    Work Virus

    There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at…
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    Checking In

    Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant…
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    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
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    Preacher Tow

    The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for…
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    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…
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    Black Canyon Biker

    A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got…

car oldYou need a new car when ...

- You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.

- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.

- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.

- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

- The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.

- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.

- Evel Knievel refuses a free lift.

- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.

- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.

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