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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    Windy Walk

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    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
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    Mirror Honesty

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full…
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    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
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    Remember The Elderly

    The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady…
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    I'm Dead

    A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
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    Boris, Bill, & Bill

    Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During…
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    New Medical Technology

    A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Notice

    PLEASE NOTICE:You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.…
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    Next Pastor

    Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and…
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    Emergency Visit

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Jack's Will

    Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will…

car oldYou need a new car when ...

- You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.

- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.

- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.

- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

- The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.

- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.

- Evel Knievel refuses a free lift.

- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.

- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.

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