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    Going to Disneyworld

    "Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad…
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    Horse Batter

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    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    All Purpose Excuse Form

    Here is an all purpose excuse form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten…
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    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
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    Tax Reform

    At an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which…
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    Time To Go

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
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    Range Cancelled

    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second…
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    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…
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    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Office Culture

    The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd…
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    62nd Birthday

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…

You're not a kid anymore when ...

* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.

* You are proud of your lawnmower.

* 8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."

* People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"

* Your high school diploma is the color of buttermilk.

* Nobody ever tells you to slow down.

* You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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