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  • How to be handy around the house - in 10 easy steps.

    Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

    1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an…
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    New Duct Tape

    I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when…
  • Hiccup Joke

    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
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    Goober Travelers

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an…
  • Tight Shoes

    Shoe Fit

    A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
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    Flower System

    An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his…
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    Dining Problem

    Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's…
  • aging-beauty

    Getting Older

    Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…
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    Last Marathon

    Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
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    Scared Smart

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Yosemite Bears

    A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about…
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    Driver's License Examiners

    While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau…
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    Rich Guy

    One day a rich man drives pass a open field and he sees a guy standing there eating grass…
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    Isn't That Nice?

    Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing…
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    Van Problem

    The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman…

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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