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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

    ~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet ~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

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    The Verge

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    Dad and Baby

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    Now, Now Ellen

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    New Survivor

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    Proud Rooster

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    Rejection Rejection

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    Quick Thinking Dog

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    Doctor's Writing

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    Methuselah Diet

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    Ten Dresses

    My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When…
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    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…
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    Heavy Housework

    Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning…
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    Ever Riden a Honda?

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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