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picture of a hang gliderIn the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding.

Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after struggling to the top got ready to take flight. Running to the very edge he jumped off into the wind.

Meanwhile, Ma & Pa Hicks were sitting on the porch swing talking bout the good old days when Ma spotted the biggest bird she ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Pa!" she exclaimed.

Paw rose up,"Git my gun, Ma."

Ma ran into the house and brought out his pump action shotgun.

He took careful aim and BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continued to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Pa." Ma said.

"Yeah," he replied, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"

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