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    Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

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    Foreign Pizza

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Food Allergy

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    If You Go, I'll Go

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    Tow Request

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A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."

He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese."

No, that wouldn't work, so he tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses." Is that right?

Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose, and while you're at it, send me another one."
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