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    Choking Fee

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    Police Rescue

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    No More Gators

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    Dear Dog

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    You Look Tired

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    Garage Wow

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    Hypo Teen

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    G.I. Excuses

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    Collect Call

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    Bachelor's Cat

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    Need Help?

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    Soft Seven

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    Career Change

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    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

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A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."

He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese."

No, that wouldn't work, so he tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses." Is that right?

Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose, and while you're at it, send me another one."
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