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Zucchini Sign

After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the office. I piled them on the table in the break room and posted a sign advertising them as free.

The next day I noticed an addition to my sign. Below "Free Zucchini," someone had written, "Save the whales."

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