What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right?

Not always!

A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?
"Boggle boggle boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey with a sore leg say?
"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:
"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A turkey who argues a lot:
"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
"Wobble wobble wobble!"

What does Harry Potter's turkey say?
"Muggle, muggle, muggle."