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Zippo Liturgy

monkA man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'.

White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to 'The Great Nullity' and 'The Blessed Emptiness'.

The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"

- Stan Kegel

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