A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:

doctor4The Allergists voted to scratch it. 

The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. 

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness. 

The Radiologists could see right through it. 

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. 

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. 

The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. 

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. 

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."

The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" 

The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. 

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. 

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.