Cybersalt NewsIt's raining pretty hard and steady today at Cybersalt world headquarters and that always makes me think of rollerskating babies. Check out today's FunBlog entry and you might make the connection:
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scientist's Convention"
In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.
"Where are you from?" the one asked.
"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Earth" was the answer.
"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "John Smith. Do you know him?"
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Today's CleanPun - Parking Search
"I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them. "No," said the man. "Just friends.""
Today's One Liner
"A penny saved is just another thing for the cat to knock off of the dresser.
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