Great entertainment to lighten your day.
The solution makes the problem more difficult.
A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument.
Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!"
Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and then it dawned on her.
"Oh Sweetheart, I said for you to marry a rich doctor! A RICH Doctor!"
*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife*
17. "I finished the Oreos"
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."
A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"One-seventy," he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale.
It turns out that his weight is 183 pounds.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
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Our collection of puns.
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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
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