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carpoor4x4How Not To Pass Your Driving Test

  1. Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
  2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"
  3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability.  In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
  4. Come dressed in a bio-suit.  Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
  5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas.  Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
  6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood latch and say, "Oops."
  7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"
  8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
  9. Fill your car with styrofoam packing peanuts.
  10. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Charlotte smells like mothballs.
  11. Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.
  12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
  13. Yell at everybody on the road.
  14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.
  15. Beep your horn at everything.
  16. Break off your rear-view mirror before the test, then when the examiner gets in the car, ask the examiner to hold it up.

zeroDespite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together:

  • A nose ring and bifocals
  • Spiked hair and bald spots
  • A pierced tongue and dentures
  • Miniskirts and support hose
  • Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  • A bellybutton ring and a gallbladder surgery scar
  • Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  • Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  • Bikinis and liver spots
  • Short shorts and varicose veins
  • In-line skates and a walker

airplane1About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip.

Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed to help until I thought of the solution.

trees poplarTree puns: always poplar!

bald2Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!

diamond ringAn Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass, on learning it wasn't real, returned to her future husband and protested vehemently about his cheapness.

"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day," he smiled. "I gave you a sham rock."

chickensThe farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you done a good job, son," the farmer beamed.

"You left with seven."

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dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

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We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

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