The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.
After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named:
MR. POTATO HEAD
- He’s tan.
- He’s cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic. Sooo.....the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it!
I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen.
Note: Subscriber Casey shared this pun on a FaceBook forum called THE PUNITENTIARY. Thanks, Casey, for sending us a bunch of the comments that were made!
~No comment. Oops!
~Promises to be a quiet night.
~No!!! The actions of those groups are unspeakable.
~(subtle sounds of white gloves and berets..)
~I predict that you will be acting up rather than acting out.
~Let us know how it goes .. but then again .. we'll probably never hear from you again!! :/
~It's a mute point.
~Remember to think outside the box.
~I witnessed one of the greatest mime troupes ever! They performed musicals and concerts - you haven't lived until you see 50 mimes signing "The Sound of Silence" by S & G and "The Flesh Failures/Let the Sunshine In" from Hair - magnificent!
~There are simply no words.....
~gestures will suffice. you will have to work it out for your selves
~Say no more!
What keeps me going is my inertia.
"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true.
So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into.
His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they asserted.
"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."
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Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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