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Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the same community I pastor in.

Mark is a very, very good friend of mine.  If friendships were assigned a rank Mark would be much more than a major friend – he would be a general friend.  Of course since friendships aren’t assigned ranks all I can say is that Mark is so much more than a general friend.  To me he is a major friend.

Mark also has a PhD.  This makes him a doctor friend – but he’s not the kind of doctor you go to for medical help.  Once I did turn my head and cough for Mark, but that was just to be polite and avoid coughing on him.  Really, we’re just friends.

Why am I telling you so much about Mark?  Simply to share the following e-mail conversation his brother and his brother’s wife had with their kids while they were away on holidays.

E-mail #1

We are in a really nice cabin on a river.  Our cell phones do not pick up a signal however.  If there is a need to contact us send an email (we do have wifi). There is a phone here but we can't tell what the number is.  The owner of the cabin is Michael ****** (866) 555-6789.

We love you.....be kind to each other! Mom

E-Mail #2

Hey mom, the house burnt down, all your plants died, David is missing, Mark got arrested, the lawn is trashed, I wrecked Mark’s truck into all three cars, and James left and hasn’t come back since you left.

Much love, Joel

E-Mail #3

Call State Farm, buy Mom some roses, send Picasso to find David, get a bond to spring Mark, add a little nitrogen fertilizer to the grass, put some books out on the front step to lure James home, then turn yourself in to the police.

Love Dad

This is what happens when you bug an elephant.

A funny Elephant Pictures of an Elephant spraying a volkswagen bug.

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.

One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

This was confirmation that the new senior pastor
should not have been picked over the Internet.

A weird guy wearing a fishbowl helmet

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.  She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday.

When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind.  When she told the little girl she could go to the picnic, the child's reaction was one of gloom and unhappiness.

"What's the matter?  I thought you'd be glad to go to the picnic." her mother said.

"It's too late!" the little girl said.  "I've already prayed for rain."

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