Dear Crossing

Take your time, they don's cross quickly.
To Pick Up or Not to Pick up?

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I…
Watch for Ice

If only polar bears could read signs.
Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag.
Rush Hour

Swearing in rush hour can only make things worse.

Misfortune Meal

Ted spun the wheel of misfortune and lost. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs…
Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with…
Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn.
Mouse Bomber

Why Mice Shouldn't Be Allowed Internet Access.
Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction.