Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left.
No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.
Beware of Retirement in Florida

Beware of Retirement in Florida.
Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth!
Free Organ Donation

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card.

Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders.
Pole Lock

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm.
Sign One Way

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow.
Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake.
Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger.