No Spitting

In fact, don't do it quietly either.
Tan Your Hide

Barb and Mary were having a tough time getting clients for their new daycare.
Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers.
Do Not Enter Entrance

Open Door Community Church had no idea why they had so few visitors.
No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.

Fat Cat - The Sequel

Some people think cats fall from heaven. Thankfully they don't.
Wooden Lamborghini

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's.
Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now.
Street Office

John could easily tell from his office how the board really felt about hiring a youth…
Bad Dog

Who's a Bad Dog?