Shelly W.  wrote (in repsonce to one of my newsletters that she sign up for herself):

"stop sending me this stupid bull#!%* i dont belive in god you can shove him up your ^&# have a nice day dont send me anymore of your #!%*"

It was a few days before I got to reading her e-mail so I replied:


I just read your mail so sorry for the delay in removing you.

Clearly, receiving and reading my e-mails has caused you to fall behind in your homework from charm school.

Hope you catch up soon.