Shelly W. wrote (in repsonce to one of my newsletters that she sign up for herself):
"stop sending me this stupid bull#!%* i dont belive in god you can shove him up your ^&# have a nice day dont send me anymore of your #!%*"
It was a few days before I got to reading her e-mail so I replied:
I just read your mail so sorry for the delay in removing you.
Clearly, receiving and reading my e-mails has caused you to fall behind in your homework from charm school.
Hope you catch up soon.