There was a little mouse in his little hole in the wall. On the one day the mouse really wanted to take a walk, a huge cat was right at his door. The little mouse was really upset that he couldn't leave.
While he was trying to figure out a solution, the mouse heard a dog barking. That's when he had a great thought. He said to himself, "Where there is a dog, there is no cat, and where there is no cat, I can go for my walk."
So he strutted on out of his mouse hole.
All of a sudden the cat grabbed the mouse, chewed him up, and ate him.
Then the cat said, "Wow, it's great to be bilingual!"