A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?"
The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week."
The man is dumbfounded. "Pastor, how can you possibly get by on an amount that small?"
"Well I tell ya, if I wasn't such a religious man and didn't fast three days a week, I'd probably starve to death."