Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . .
They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath
They never borrow money
They never beat you at checkers
They don't ever complain when you eat potato chips in bed
They don't laugh at your choice of clothes
They never borrow your favorite sweater
They never outgrow you intellectually
They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies
They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful
They never interrupt when you're talking
They never feel the need to tell you that you're too fat
They don't eat all your popcorn at the movies
They never get jealous of your other friends
They don't tell you how to drive
They don't hog the bathroom
They hardly ever embarrass you at parties
Thy never leave dirty socks on the floor
They never say "I told you so"
They listen to all your problems
They are always ready to give you a hug
They always love you...just the way you are.