child and dadHugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You

No moveable parts

No batteries to wear out

No periodic checkups needed

Low energy consumption

High energy yield

Inflation-proof

No monthly payments

No insurance requirements

Theft-proof

Non-taxable

Non-polluting

And, of course, fully returnable!!

Hugging is healthy:

It relieves tension.

It combats depression.

It reduces stress.

It improves blood circulation.

It is invigorating.

It is rejuvenating.

It elevates self-esteem.

It generates goodwill.

It has no unpleasant side effects.

It is nothing less than a miracle drug.