golf teeI once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot.

He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in our congregation.

Last week, Jack Nicholas went for six under par on this very course. I didn't hear one word of profanity from him."

Still upset, I replied, "Well Pastor, what did he have to cuss about?"