A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter.
The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie here yesterday."
The clerk looked at him and said, "But, where's the PIE?"
The man said, "I ate it! ALL of it!"
So the clerk asked him why he thought he should get his money back if he had eaten the whole thing.
"See here on the box? It says it's supposed to feed 6 people! I am NOT 6 people!"