santa chairAbout five years ago I played Santa in a local mall. A working friend had this happen to him.

A young girl sat on his lap and the usual conversation transpired, until finally he asked her what she would like from Santa.

"Oh! I don't want anything for myself, I just want something for mommy."

"And what would that be?"

"I want a new boyfriend for her. The one she has now is ROTTEN!"